Q: May I book you to show up and speak/read at my gathering, garden party, or other decaying cultural event*?

A: Yes, probably.

(360) 951-4308

 

Audio Samples

  1. *I'm available for children's parties & Funerals.  I am cheaper / less scary than a clown.

Do your children like existential philosophy and theoretical physics?

               Your choice is clear.

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