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It contains selections from Rhyme or Treason, Perils of Free Thought, Drugs, Sex & Bicycling, and Bouquet of Thorns.

Praised by MaximumRock’n’Roll, Joe Bob Briggs, you’ve reached the presence of

David Raffin - Metaphysicist.* Humorist. Performer.

                                 Writer of Fantastic tales: short, medium, & large.


Sometimes I think inside the box. It’s quiet there- but so dark.

Work appears in Rosebud, Funny Times, and other instances of ink-on-paper and pixels-on-screen.  (Book him)

* metaphysics : branch of philosophy dealing with first principles, including abstract concepts like being, knowing, substance, cause, identity, time, and space.

"A cross between Garrison Keillor and Salvador Dali."

                                                                    - NW Examiner

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Rhyme or Treason

(the hard fought illusion of choice)

ebook USA UK CA

paperback USA UK

Perils of Free Thought

(a book of no small danger)

ebook USA UK CA

All books on VN publications are DRM free!

Drugs, Sex, & Bicycling

Forthcoming

Scenic Cesspools

(& other indignities)

ebook USA UK CA

Attic Toys

My story, Attic Dog, is in  this anthology from Evil Jester Press

Tall Tales w/ Short Cocks 2

My story, Bread Alone, is in  this anthology from Bizarro Press

Includes previously unreleased material.

Perils of Time Travel

(another book of no small danger)

ebook USA | UK | CA

Bouquet of Thorns

(Short Tragedies Disguised as Jokes)

Forthcoming

Both volumes combined in paperback Forthcoming

Kindle | UK | CA ($.99/£.77)

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