*Metaphysics : The branch of philosophy dealing with first principles, including abstract concepts like being, knowing, substance, cause, identity, time, and space.

David Raffin is a Metaphysicist*, Post-Humorist, & Performer.

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David Raffin thinks inside the box. It is quiet there. But so dark.

  Writer of Fantastic tales: short, medium, & large.

Work appears in Rosebud, Funny Times, and other instances of ink-on-paper and pixels-on-screen. Praised by the likes of MaximumRock'n'Roll & drive-in critic Joe Bob Briggs.

"A cross between Garrison Keillor and Salvador Dali."

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