‪”The president is a wonderful magician,” said Mitch McConnell.‬
‪”How so?” said Paul Ryan.‬
‪”When he saws a lady in half he actually saws a lady in half.”‬ ‪As he said this Mitch McConnell smiled in that creepy way Mitch McConnell smiles.‬
‪”I’d love to see that!” said Paul Ryan. Because he is also an immoral creep.‬