{"id":2377,"date":"2021-01-12T08:30:08","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T16:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?page_id=2377"},"modified":"2021-01-12T09:14:45","modified_gmt":"2021-01-12T17:14:45","slug":"writing-samples-true","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/writing-samples-true\/","title":{"rendered":"Writing Samples, True"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"616\" height=\"230\" data-attachment-id=\"1656\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/11054798775_2db47567d0_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11054798775_2db47567d0_o.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"616,230\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"11054798775_2db47567d0_o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11054798775_2db47567d0_o.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11054798775_2db47567d0_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1656\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11054798775_2db47567d0_o.jpg 616w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11054798775_2db47567d0_o-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 616px) 100vw, 616px\" \/><figcaption><em>The Honorable King Mutt presents his Jester to the court.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Hyper-Inflation<\/strong> <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2083\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/her-story-of-ballooning\/img_9020\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_9020-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1365,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_9020\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_9020-683x1024.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_9020-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2083\" width=\"172\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_9020-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_9020-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_9020-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_9020-scaled.jpg 1365w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 172px) 100vw, 172px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">The clown strolls down the sidewalk his balloon hanging behind him, half inflated, like a dog being taken for a walk. What slim string holds a balloon to its master? It is convention. To a balloon being half inflated is to hang dejected. Not up. Not down. Just there. Any dreams the balloon once had have long since popped. Where do balloons go when they sail away aimlessly skyward? To salvation? Or are they ultimately eaten by the sun? I cannot tell you. Because if you look too long at the balloon it means you\u2019re taking your eyes off the clown. The balloon is a diversionary tactic employed by clowns throughout the known world. The oldest trick in the book. When you develop a tingling excitement regarding the advertisement \u201cballoon tricks,\u201d you have already been ensnared in the trap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"218\" data-attachment-id=\"1664\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/11076319736_007f86814c_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1072,228\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"11076319736_007f86814c_o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o-1024x218.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o-1024x218.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1664\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o-1024x218.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o-300x64.jpg 300w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o-768x163.jpg 768w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o-800x170.jpg 800w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11076319736_007f86814c_o.jpg 1072w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Balloons contain thoughts. Exclamations. Hopes and dreams. Each balloon, each balloon filled by a clown, is filled with thoughts, exclamations, hopes, and dreams. Every balloon a repository of such. Filled by a clown.<br \/>From where? From where?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thought Balloons?<\/p>\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"42\" style=\"position: relative; display: block; width: 100%; height: 42px;\" src=\"\/\/bandcamp.com\/EmbeddedPlayer\/v=2\/album=3928492093\/size=small\/bgcol=ffffff\/linkcol=de270f\/\" allowtransparency=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Royal Pancake Breakfast Plates<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Two plates were stacked high with pancakes. On each plate pancakes were segregated by shape. On one plate the pancakes were in the form of even numbers; on the other, odd.&nbsp;\u201cI must say,\u201d said eight, \u201cI like the way this looks.\u201d&nbsp;\u201cDon\u2019t get your hopes up,\u201d said six. \u201cUltimately the odds will be stacked against us.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is but a shade of difference between Va Va Voom and Va Va Va Voom, but that difference is important.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve got to install a mirror on the ceiling so I can check out the floor.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, that\u2019s dirty.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then the robot swept up the human into its massive steel arms. It was love. And like all love, fleeting. And it was followed by robot <em>heartbreak<\/em>. And then robot <em>vengeance<\/em>. Thus begins our story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Very<\/em> <strong>Shorts<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/i-got-you-babe\/\">I got You, Babe<\/a> ; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/no-love-lost\/\">No Love Lost<\/a> ; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/two-views-of-the-freakshow\/\">Two Views of the FreakShow<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Shorts<\/strong> <em>a little longer<\/em>: <a href=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/our-social-structure-is-artifacting\/\">Our Social Structure is Artifacting<\/a> ; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/haarlem-knights\/\">Haarlem Knights<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1016\" height=\"213\" data-attachment-id=\"1655\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1016,213\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1655\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o.jpg 1016w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o-300x63.jpg 300w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o-768x161.jpg 768w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/11056126856_ddeb2c3c20_o-800x168.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1016px) 100vw, 1016px\" \/><figcaption>Thank you for coming.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hyper-Inflation The clown strolls down the sidewalk his balloon hanging behind him, half inflated, like a dog being taken for a walk. What slim string holds a balloon to its master? It is convention. To a balloon being half inflated is to hang dejected. Not up. Not down. Just there. Any dreams the balloon once had have long since popped. Where do balloons go when they sail away aimlessly skyward? To salvation? Or are they ultimately eaten by the sun? I cannot tell you. Because if you look too long at the balloon it means you\u2019re taking your eyes off&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2377","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P3u13S-Cl","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":63,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/buy\/","url_meta":{"origin":2377,"position":0},"title":"Books on Sale, HOT!","author":"David Raffin","date":"May 7, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Available from Amazon, KOBO, Barnes & Noble, Overdrive Story Problems (are telling) A book of lines. How perpendicular. To string you along. Is it better to be a magician's assistant or a ventriloquist's assistant? Dummy up my lovelies. 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