{"id":1122,"date":"2015-07-11T05:48:45","date_gmt":"2015-07-11T12:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=1122"},"modified":"2021-01-15T09:48:06","modified_gmt":"2021-01-15T17:48:06","slug":"christian-cake-gay-cake-food-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/christian-cake-gay-cake-food-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"Christian Cake; Gay Cake | Food Fight"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"alignright size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" data-attachment-id=\"2460\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/christian-cake-gay-cake-food-fight\/cc6659e2-2951-4ffa-8ccb-392172b588d1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"750,1128\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1-681x1024.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1-199x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1-199x300.jpeg 199w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1-681x1024.jpeg 681w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1-720x1083.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/CC6659E2-2951-4FFA-8CCB-392172B588D1.jpeg 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><figcaption>This is not a cake it is dynamite (with apologies to our old friend Friedrich Nietzsche). Hotcake.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Some Christian bakers who open bakeries to sell cake do not want to sell cake to gay customers. Picky, picky, picky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What makes evangelical Christians go into cake businesses anyway? <em>Is it that much of a rush to deny cake to people?<\/em> Evangelical Cakegasm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Follow our rules or no one gets cake&#8221; will never work. The code for cake was cracked long ago. Now anyone can make it. (Cake has risen.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forbidden cake tastes just like cake. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/2015\/07\/oregon-bakers-werent-fined-over-cake-they-were-punished-for-sharing-lesbian-couples-home-address\/#.VZ_DL1hZMWs.facebook\">You can&#8217;t fool me. <\/a>&nbsp;With cake. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know, the gays have actually perfected cake. <em>And they will let anyone eat gay cake.<\/em><br \/>What would happen if an evangelical Christian accidentally ate some gay cake?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do not even get me started on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.advocate.com\/business\/2015\/06\/30\/tennessee-hardware-store-puts-no-gays-allowed-sign\">evangelical hardware store owners<\/a>. Selectively selling tools is not on the level.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Spotify Embed: Keep it Gay\" width=\"300\" height=\"380\" allowtransparency=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"encrypted-media\" src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/track\/56bCjfmo2tT3st0ZP3gT3j\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some Christian bakers who open bakeries to sell cake do not want to sell cake to gay customers. Picky, picky, picky. What makes evangelical Christians go into cake businesses anyway? Is it that much of a rush to deny cake to people? Evangelical Cakegasm. &#8220;Follow our rules or no one gets cake&#8221; will never work. The code for cake was cracked long ago. Now anyone can make it. (Cake has risen.) Forbidden cake tastes just like cake. You can&#8217;t fool me. &nbsp;With cake. You know, the gays have actually perfected cake. And they will let anyone eat gay cake.What would&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,11,2],"tags":[110,35,109],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-info","category-music","category-writing","tag-bing-crosby","tag-cake","tag-gay"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-i6","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":149,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/questions-about-cake\/","url_meta":{"origin":1122,"position":0},"title":"Questions About Cake","author":"David Raffin","date":"May 28, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"by David Raffin | from Rhyme or Treason (hard fought illusion of choice)\u00a0 Why are there no funeral cakes anymore? 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