{"id":1153,"date":"2015-08-11T18:38:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T01:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2015-08-11T18:40:08","modified_gmt":"2015-08-12T01:40:08","slug":"legalized-foot-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/legalized-foot-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Legalized foot cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 288px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/primitiveentertainment.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/07\/cat-planning-evil.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"278\" height=\"466\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201cCat Planning Evil\u201d by Richard F. Yates, stolen from same. All artists steal as all cats murder.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A few days ago I went to one of the local marijuanna outlets and bought some cannabis infused ginger cayenne cream.<\/p>\n<p>A year ago I hurt my foot bicycling and it has since been examined x-rayed and pronounced afflicted with neuroma, nerve pain. According to bicycling magazine website, a common bicycling injury.<\/p>\n<p>So I bought cannabis cream.<\/p>\n<p>And I have rubbed it into the small area afflicted. And it seems to be having an effect.<\/p>\n<p>For one thing, my foot now smells like cannabis.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*May\u00a0also be decreasing pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago I went to one of the local marijuanna outlets and bought some cannabis infused ginger cayenne cream. A year ago I hurt my foot bicycling and it has since been examined x-rayed and pronounced afflicted with neuroma, nerve pain. According to bicycling magazine website, a common bicycling injury. So I bought cannabis cream. And I have rubbed it into the small area afflicted. And it seems to be having an effect. For one thing, my foot now smells like cannabis. &nbsp; *May\u00a0also be decreasing pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-iB","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1029,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/hitler-brand-ice-cream\/","url_meta":{"origin":1153,"position":0},"title":"Hitler brand ice cream","author":"David Raffin","date":"June 6, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"In India they have Hitler ice cream. 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