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“No, I don’t like it,” said a monster.<\/p>\n
“Then no one shall have it!” said another monster, who was a friend, a foul-weather friend, of the first monster. “Anyone who complains shall have their sanity questioned!”<\/p>\n
“Hear, hear!” said the number one monster, who finally felt validated by taking pleasure away from someone else. Which is what monsters do.<\/p>\n
A third monster was paid 200 million dollars for formulating a policy paper explaining, breathlessly, why pleasure was being, must be, withheld from a large segment of the population, and why there was nothing that segment of the population could do about it. In fact, explaining how they were lucky.<\/p>\n
The third monster was that kind of monster.<\/p>\n
There are many kinds of monsters. They are a lot more supportive of each other than you might assume. They have to be. To get things done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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