{"id":1327,"date":"2018-04-10T00:38:27","date_gmt":"2018-04-10T07:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=1327"},"modified":"2018-04-10T00:38:27","modified_gmt":"2018-04-10T07:38:27","slug":"to-the-gills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/to-the-gills\/","title":{"rendered":"To the gills"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is not a poem<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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It is a metaphorical pipe<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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For one can smoke it<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Like a king salmon<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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In a smokehouse<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Where the fish gather<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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at the smokehouse pub<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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a yearly school reunion<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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where the fish enjoy<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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smoking poems.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Three wishes!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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said the kingfish<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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smacking his lips<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Three wishes! <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I am parched<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I rolled this poem<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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from parchment<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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though it is distinctively<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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fishy behavior<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I offer my kingdom<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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for in the sea<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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you must see<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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one can hardly ever<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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find a light.<\/span><\/div>\n
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This is not a poem It is a metaphorical pipe For one can smoke it Like a king salmon In a smokehouse Where the fish gather at the smokehouse pub a yearly school reunion where the fish enjoy smoking poems. Three wishes! said the kingfish smacking his lips Three wishes! I am parched I rolled this poem from parchment though it is distinctively fishy behavior I offer my kingdom for in the sea you must see one can hardly ever find a light.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[172,147,167,123,173],"class_list":["post-1327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-fish","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-poetry","tag-wishes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-lp","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1327"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1329,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions\/1329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}