You could see the top of the mountain from my house from far away, until it disintegrated into the atmosphere \u2013 putting it below the tree line.
\nThe mountain rained down like gray snow. Turning mainland into sandy beach. It blew in the air like heavy smoke. It clogged standard vacuum cleaner filters. It ran down the river and heaped into tall mounds, now covered in grass, brush, and trees, masquerading as Hills. People scooped it up into glass jars which once had held preserves in order to store it in the cellar. To rise the status of even the most humble dwelling to top of the Hill. Visitors from afar who visited thereafter would inquire what happened to the mountain. Most were surprised to hear it had been re-distributed. Now that it was gone it belonged to everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You could see the top of the mountain from my house from far away, until it disintegrated into the atmosphere \u2013 putting it below the tree line. The mountain rained down like gray snow. Turning mainland into sandy beach. It blew in the air like heavy smoke. It clogged standard vacuum cleaner filters. It ran down the river and heaped into tall mounds, now covered in grass, brush, and trees, masquerading as Hills. People scooped it up into glass jars which once had held preserves in order to store it in the cellar. To rise the status of even the...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[179,147,167,178,123],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-books","category-writing","tag-ash","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-mountain","tag-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-nx","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4183,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/the-apple-of-buddhas-eye\/","url_meta":{"origin":1459,"position":0},"title":"The apple of Buddha’s eye","author":"David Raffin","date":"October 13, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"The Buddha sat under a tree. An apple fell on his head. It was the wrong tree. He ate the apple. The Buddha sat under a tree. An apple fell on his head. It was Buddha-nature. The Buddha sat under a tree. An apple fell on his head. He said,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Writing"","block_context":{"text":"Writing","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/books\/writing\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/cropped-IMG_5669.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/cropped-IMG_5669.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/cropped-IMG_5669.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/cropped-IMG_5669.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2565,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/the-tyrannical-rule-of-three-callbacks\/","url_meta":{"origin":1459,"position":1},"title":"The Tyrannical Rule of Three Callbacks","author":"David Raffin","date":"February 23, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Last Call for the Three Comedians The melancholic comedian considered the puzzle of existence.\u00a0 The listener doesn\u2019t know. The ins and outs. He considered the audience, melancholic, dour, hard to please. Their lack of humor saddened him and effected his presence, a poor reflection upon them. He sought out the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Podcast"","block_context":{"text":"Podcast","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/podcast\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/cropped-MTT-s-3.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/cropped-MTT-s-3.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/cropped-MTT-s-3.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/cropped-MTT-s-3.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":938,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/tom-paine-for-mayday\/","url_meta":{"origin":1459,"position":2},"title":"Tom Paine for Mayday","author":"David Raffin","date":"May 1, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"The most Revolutionary of the US\u00a0Founding Fathers, Thomas Paine, a key figure in the US\u00a0and French Revolution and author of\u00a0Common Sense (1776),\u00a0\u00a0Rights of Man (1791), and\u00a0The Age of Reason (1807), among others. He advocated Universal Suffrage, A Guaranteed Minimum Income, and the Abolishment of Slavery. https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4-2Tx95epq8 WikiPedia: Only six mourners\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Info"","block_context":{"text":"Info","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/info\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/4-2Tx95epq8\/0.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":639,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/do-the-math-henry-rollins\/","url_meta":{"origin":1459,"position":3},"title":"DR extra: Do the Math, Henry Rollins","author":"David Raffin","date":"February 12, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"This is a demo for a radio program from about two years ago. Henry Rollins was not harmed during the recording of this show, nor was the Dalai Lama. Also, a song is sung. (MP3 at the end after the two bonus Dalai Lama stories. The audio is different than\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Books"","block_context":{"text":"Books","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/books\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":822,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/let-me-give-it-to-you-straight\/","url_meta":{"origin":1459,"position":4},"title":"Let me give it to you straight","author":"David Raffin","date":"December 30, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"The artificial dividing line between artificially drawn time segments is nigh. \u201cNeigh!\u201d said the horse, who was a well-known neigh-sayer. And that is the news. Straight from the horse\u2019s mouth.","rel":"","context":"In "Writing"","block_context":{"text":"Writing","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/books\/writing\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2771,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/thanks-for-giving-it-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":1459,"position":5},"title":"Thanks for giving it up","author":"David Raffin","date":"January 25, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"I\u2019m gonna tell you exactly what\u2019s wrong with your golf swing and it\u2019s all about drive and line. And sinker. Let\u2019s construct a vision board. Why must a hole be in one? let us broach the topic.","rel":"","context":"In "Writing"","block_context":{"text":"Writing","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/books\/writing\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_0316.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_0316.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_0316.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_0316.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1460,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions\/1460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}