{"id":2154,"date":"2020-02-05T20:33:59","date_gmt":"2020-02-06T04:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=2154"},"modified":"2020-02-05T20:34:06","modified_gmt":"2020-02-06T04:34:06","slug":"just-zep-on-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/just-zep-on-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Zep on in"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cAnd I am a great businessman,\u201d Zeppo said, really swinging the ladder. \u201cYou got that right. And funny. Say, did you know I catered my own wedding?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow\u2019d that come off?\u201d Carl said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI am pleased to say without a hitch,\u201d Zeppo said. \u201cServed animal crackers and duck soup. Didn\u2019t last. She was Daffy. Oh, I get enough of that at home.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI understand,\u201d said Carl. \u201cMost marriages end in the home.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/f\/f4\/Marx_Brothers_1931.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou can say that again, doctor,\u201d Zeppo said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI said, \u2018Most marriages end in the home,\u2019\u201d said Carl, glad to be of service. Zeppo was such a nice man. People tended to fall all over themselves. It was a concern. Even now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt was then I sent you that letter,\u201d said Zeppo. \u201cRequesting our meeting.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt was a strange thing,\u201d Carl said. \u201cAn opening and a closing without the part in the middle.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t think that was wholly necessary,\u201d Zeppo said. \u201cIpso Facto. Superfluous, as my brother Harpo might say. So I cut it all out. Swept it under a rug.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell it really left me,\u201d Carl said, \u201changing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSorry doc,\u201d Zeppo said. \u201cVaudevillian\u2019s curse.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carl thought there must be a better way to enter and exit a Zeppelin, and someone would surely cash in on that in the future. However, upwards. To the inner Zeppelin. The guts of the thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAnd I am a great businessman,\u201d Zeppo said, really swinging the ladder. \u201cYou got that right. And funny. Say, did you know I catered my own wedding?\u201d \u201cHow\u2019d that come off?\u201d Carl said. \u201cI am pleased to say without a hitch,\u201d Zeppo said. \u201cServed animal crackers and duck soup. Didn\u2019t last. She was Daffy. Oh, I get enough of that at home.\u201d \u201cI understand,\u201d said Carl. \u201cMost marriages end in the home.\u201d \u201cYou can say that again, doctor,\u201d Zeppo said. \u201cI said, \u2018Most marriages end in the home,\u2019\u201d said Carl, glad to be of service. 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