{"id":2355,"date":"2021-01-10T21:19:57","date_gmt":"2021-01-11T05:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/resale-values\/"},"modified":"2021-01-10T21:24:35","modified_gmt":"2021-01-11T05:24:35","slug":"resale-values","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/resale-values\/","title":{"rendered":"Resale values"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-large-font-size\"><\/p><p>\u2022<em>Official<\/em>\u2022 <strong>Minnie Pearl<\/strong> fleshlight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p><p>R<em>emoval of tag destroys collector\u2019s resale value. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"498\" height=\"278\" data-attachment-id=\"2354\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/resale-values\/tenor\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/tenor.gif\" data-orig-size=\"498,278\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tenor\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/tenor.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/tenor.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2354\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022Official\u2022 Minnie Pearl fleshlight. Removal of tag destroys collector\u2019s resale value.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[188,127,121,147,167,152],"class_list":["post-2355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-fable","tag-fantasy","tag-fiction","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-satire"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-BZ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":419,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/love-rejected\/","url_meta":{"origin":2355,"position":0},"title":"Love, Rejected","author":"David Raffin","date":"September 5, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"By\u00a0David Raffin My petition for love was denied by the central authority which handles such petitions. It used to be that these standard rejections came by certified mail and were printed in ornate script on fine paper. Today they all come by text message. Still, they carry with them the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Writing&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Writing","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/books\/writing\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":851,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/love-rejected-from-the-book-tragic-stories-disguised-as-jokes\/","url_meta":{"origin":2355,"position":1},"title":"Love, Rejected (from the book &#8220;Tragic Stories Disguised as Jokes&#8221;)","author":"David Raffin","date":"March 29, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"My petition for love was denied by the central authority which handles such petitions. It used to be that these standard rejections came by certified mail and were printed in ornate script on fine paper. Today they all come by text message. Still, they carry with them the same tradition.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Books&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Books","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/category\/books\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2358,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions\/2358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}