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You are the third shiniest star. A dwarf planet. Seen by the naked eye. Warm. Body temperature, running hot. The ultimate coffee substitute. Rough grind. The only body double worth the trouble. Raise the barn. The intangible sparkle of champagne\ufffc\ufffc on a drunkard’s tongue,\ufffc stimulating; The lime in the Jell-O, spiked; the stiffest police collar, hard; the bramble that produced the flower, presented; a dull nickel, undervalued; and surely that’s worth a\ufffc quarter of a larger coin, if you are of the disposition. \ufffc<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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You are the third shiniest star. A dwarf planet. Seen by the naked eye. Warm. Body temperature, running hot. The ultimate coffee substitute. Rough grind. The only body double worth the trouble. Raise the barn. The intangible sparkle of champagne\ufffc\ufffc on a drunkard’s tongue,\ufffc stimulating; The lime in the Jell-O, spiked; the stiffest police collar, hard; the bramble that produced the flower, presented; a dull nickel, undervalued; and surely that’s worth a\ufffc quarter of a larger coin, if you are of the disposition. \ufffc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[123,229],"class_list":["post-2571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-poetry","tag-praise"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-Ft","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2781,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/peaches-cherries-and-parking-lots-we-built-paradise-buy-dashboard-lights\/","url_meta":{"origin":2571,"position":0},"title":"Peaches, cherries, and parking lots, we built paradise buy dashboard lights","author":"David Raffin","date":"January 31, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"I was not expecting to find a sink pit in the middle of this parking lot. 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