First day of the icy chill of winter. Joe Biden trekked out to that ol\u2019 lamppost n gave \u2018er a lick. Became stuck. Called out to his ol\u2019 friend Don Trump. Always ready to help, Trump licked the other side of the lamp post. Becoming stuck. And now the sun goes down over our boys\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That\u2019s how they found \u2018em the next morning. Don\u2019t know why they didn\u2019t look to the lamppost sooner. Since that\u2019s where they always go. They was tuckered out. Each one of \u2018em spent all night tellin\u2019 the other they was gonna lick \u2018im. Now look at \u2018em. Tongues worn out. Nap time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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First day of the icy chill of winter. Joe Biden trekked out to that ol\u2019 lamppost n gave \u2018er a lick. Became stuck. Called out to his ol\u2019 friend Don Trump. Always ready to help, Trump licked the other side of the lamp post. Becoming stuck. And now the sun goes down over our boys\u2026 That\u2019s how they found \u2018em the next morning. Don\u2019t know why they didn\u2019t look to the lamppost sooner. Since that\u2019s where they always go. They was tuckered out. Each one of \u2018em spent all night tellin\u2019 the other they was gonna lick \u2018im. 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