You know, I have never eaten at a Canadian restaurant. So I have never tasted Canadian food, having never traversed the 250 miles to the border. But I have grown, over time, to suspect that Canadian food is mostly doughnuts. And that hardly seems worth the drive.<\/p>\n
I do get the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) here and it is mostly hockey games and doughnut\u00a0advertisements.<\/p>\n
And yes, I understand they also have fries with gravy on them. And doughnuts. But they are proud Canadian doughnuts, no doubt.\u00a0They don’t call them doughnuts\u00a0though. They call them “The circle of life.”<\/p>\n
And they did name a city “Moose Jaw*” so I have to give them that. Do you have any idea what the per capita consumption of doughnuts\u00a0is in Moose Jaw?<\/p>\n
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\n* I only know this because I have
\na lot of albums by the Guess Who.
\nThis only impresses Canadians.
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