{"id":4155,"date":"2025-09-26T12:53:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T19:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/here-is-your-pornography\/"},"modified":"2025-09-26T12:53:28","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T19:53:28","slug":"here-is-your-pornography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/here-is-your-pornography\/","title":{"rendered":"Here is your pornography"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I only watch vintage porn out of respect for those who came before me.<br \/>This statement is wrong on three levels and makes it seem like this is a circus.<br \/>How long must we put up with sizeism in porn? They will go to any lengths it seems. It is true that trends tend to come and go. But some things stay the same. Some things are sticky. Culturally.<br \/>I just came back from a place the late Bill Hicks used to refer to as \u201cdick joke island\u201d and I must say people behave boorishly there. Like Everything is a joke. And the worst thing is it is not clean. At all.<br \/>There is a character there named dirty Johnny. He is a friend of Norm MacDonald. And he is everything he is portrayed to be. If anything his media betrayal has been cleaned up for television.<br \/>Dirty Johnny was known to have a large chicken.<br \/>One day he choked it in a kind of a barnyard flap. And it was pretty tragic even though people laughed about it when they heard about it later. Because there\u2019s something about. Never mind. If you\u2019re not gonna be mature about this. I will hand off to the next speaker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I only watch vintage porn out of respect for those who came before me.This statement is wrong on three levels and makes it seem like this is a circus.How long must we put up with sizeism in porn? They will go to any lengths it seems. It is true that trends tend to come and go. But some things stay the same. Some things are sticky. Culturally.I just came back from a place the late Bill Hicks used to refer to as \u201cdick joke island\u201d and I must say people behave boorishly there. Like Everything is a joke. And the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-151","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":280,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/the-state-of-healthcare\/","url_meta":{"origin":4155,"position":0},"title":"The state of healthcare","author":"David Raffin","date":"August 1, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"IMG_0348, a photo by Raffin.David on Flickr. 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