I never used to brag about my society of professional journalists award. For excellence in journalism. Until America\u2019s newspapers ceased to exist. Now it\u2019s a fun thing to say. An ICEbreaker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also never used to brag about my \u201cvery high IQ\u201d \u201ctop 1% in the nation,\u201d Until, of course, people kept telling me how smart the billionaires were. And they AREN\u2019T people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I used to think that kind of bragging was gauche. But then I realized Americans just love it more than anything they love to be told other people are better than them and they love to be submissive. They love authority.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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