{"id":434,"date":"2013-10-18T04:28:12","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T11:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=434"},"modified":"2013-10-18T04:38:58","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T11:38:58","slug":"a-haircut-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/a-haircut-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A haircut story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few years ago I got a haircut at a home salon which advertised with a homemade sign planted at the side of the driveway.<br \/>\nI was sat in the chair and prepped. She started cutting. Within seconds she attempted small talk.<br \/>\n&#8220;So, you have a girlfriend?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No,&#8221; I said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Why not!&#8221; she said loudly. &#8220;Are you the gay?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That is my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/jodilamm.com\">Jodi<\/a>&#8216;s favorite story about me getting a haircut. But, in all fairness, it may be my only story about me getting a haircut.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">(see also this story about a\u00a0<a title=\"After the singularity, you will look nice\" href=\"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/after-the-singularity-you-will-look-nice\/\">robot barber<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few years ago I got a haircut at a home salon which advertised with a homemade sign planted at the side of the driveway. I was sat in the chair and prepped. She started cutting. Within seconds she attempted small talk. &#8220;So, you have a girlfriend?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Why not!&#8221; she said loudly. &#8220;Are you the gay?&#8221; That is my friend Jodi&#8216;s favorite story about me getting a haircut. But, in all fairness, it may be my only story about me getting a haircut. 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