{"id":476,"date":"2013-11-30T01:40:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-30T09:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=476"},"modified":"2013-11-30T01:41:27","modified_gmt":"2013-11-30T09:41:27","slug":"sadness-machines-and-camels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/sadness-machines-and-camels\/","title":{"rendered":"sadness machines and camels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Black Friday one could find excellent deals on those little machines that measure sadness.<br \/>\nWhy would one build or purchase a machine which measures sadness? Because otherwise one would have sadness without measure.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a tragedian. But, in my defense, I do write delightful poems about Arabian one-humped camels.<\/p>\n<p>If I met a dromedary\/ I would never make him carry\/ packs or parcels here nor there\/ nor set him up with a polar bear.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\">http:\/\/davidraffin.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Black Friday one could find excellent deals on those little machines that measure sadness. Why would one build or purchase a machine which measures sadness? Because otherwise one would have sadness without measure. I&#8217;m a tragedian. But, in my defense, I do write delightful poems about Arabian one-humped camels. If I met a dromedary\/ I would never make him carry\/ packs or parcels here nor there\/ nor set him up with a polar bear. http:\/\/davidraffin.com &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-books","category-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-7G","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4183,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/the-apple-of-buddhas-eye\/","url_meta":{"origin":476,"position":0},"title":"The apple of Buddha&#8217;s eye","author":"David Raffin","date":"October 13, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"The Buddha sat under a tree. 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