{"id":632,"date":"2014-02-04T10:22:11","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T18:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=632"},"modified":"2014-02-04T10:23:30","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T18:23:30","slug":"yesterday-i-saw-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/yesterday-i-saw-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Yesterday I saw\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a man with a giant afro. At a distance it looked like a giant cowboy hat. It is impossible to express the joy of this sighting.<br \/>\nBlame psychogenic alexithymia, if you must.<\/p>\n<p>A sign at a rest stop stating &#8220;You cannot be forced into work&#8221; translated into many languages. Whoever hangs these posters are unfamiliar with the peculiarities of capitalism in society. Also they hang these signs over the sinks, showing they are unaware that 90% of men do not wash up in the bathroom. And that is another reason to avoid shaking hands.<br \/>\nOr perhaps they\u00a0<em>do<\/em>\u00a0know these things. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory.<\/p>\n<p>I thought: &#8220;People don&#8217;t ride trains enough because there aren&#8217;t enough trains. There aren&#8217;t enough trains because there isn&#8217;t enough track. Society has gone off track.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I ate at a vegan restaurant. I like to eat at vegan restaurants because they have a wider selection of food I want to eat. I ate at Papa G&#8217;s vegan organic deli. It looked like this:<\/p>\n<div>\n<dl id=\"attachment_625\">\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/53453068@N07\/12298828385\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Tempeh, corn, mashed potato with mushroom gravy. Papa G's Portland, OR.\" src=\"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_0704-1024x768.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<dd>Tempeh, corn, mashed potato with mushroom gravy. Papa G&#8217;s Portland, OR.<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n<p>A cat tried to steal my love.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/53453068@N07\/12306688864\/in\/photostream\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_0708\" src=\"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_0708-768x1024.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"666\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a man with a giant afro. At a distance it looked like a giant cowboy hat. It is impossible to express the joy of this sighting. Blame psychogenic alexithymia, if you must. A sign at a rest stop stating &#8220;You cannot be forced into work&#8221; translated into many languages. Whoever hangs these posters are unfamiliar with the peculiarities of capitalism in society. Also they hang these signs over the sinks, showing they are unaware that 90% of men do not wash up in the bathroom. And that is another reason to avoid shaking hands. Or perhaps they\u00a0do\u00a0know these&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Yesterday I saw\u2026","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,4,45,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-info","category-personal","category-vegan-food","category-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-ac","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":217,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/sonny-bowl-portland-food-cart-vegan\/","url_meta":{"origin":632,"position":0},"title":"Sonny Bowl, Portland food cart (vegan)","author":"David Raffin","date":"July 9, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"While I was sitting near the John Reed Bench in Portland, OR, I ate a meal I carried there from Sonny Bowl. 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