{"id":634,"date":"2014-02-06T17:20:05","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T01:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/?p=634"},"modified":"2014-02-06T17:30:26","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T01:30:26","slug":"one-all-purpose-excuse-for-not-having-shown-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/one-all-purpose-excuse-for-not-having-shown-up\/","title":{"rendered":"One all-purpose excuse for not having shown up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry I did not make our scheduled appointment. My absence was unavoidable.<br \/>\nOur appointment, unfortunately, fell immediately after my earlier appointment with the Medusa.<br \/>\nI could not make our appointment because I had turned to stone.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like it anymore than you do.<br \/>\nThank you for your understanding. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry I did not make our scheduled appointment. My absence was unavoidable. Our appointment, unfortunately, fell immediately after my earlier appointment with the Medusa. I could not make our appointment because I had turned to stone. I don&#8217;t like it anymore than you do. Thank you for your understanding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-ae","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":635,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634\/revisions\/635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}