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It is no longer the state song, having been supplanted in 1974 with &#8220;Arkansas&#8217;ll Getcha.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They don&#8217;t have a lot of religious relics in the United States but those they have they hold dear. In Arkansas they have the original pogo stick Jesus used to jump on. When a traveller challenged the authenticity of the relic he was murdered by true believers. This happened in 1919 the same year sticks were patented and imported to the US. Today there is a song schoolchildren sing about it, but the revised song purports to be about a bumble bee. It is no longer the state song, having been supplanted in 1974 with &#8220;Arkansas&#8217;ll Getcha.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[53,52,55,54],"class_list":["post-726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-jesus","tag-pogo-stick","tag-singing","tag-travelling"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u13S-bI","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4432,"url":"https:\/\/davidraffin.com\/weblog\/jesus-the-questions\/","url_meta":{"origin":726,"position":0},"title":"Jesus. 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