For sale, one whip
Hardly used – hardly used
This is not a sad story
Do not be disabused
A man came here and bought it
Yes he did – yes he did
It’s none of my business
Whatever he does
But I could not help but wonder
When he went on his way
Whether he bought it to whip others
Or himself– Or himself
Whether he bought it to whip others
Or himself– Or himself
(That’s called flagellation*)
Whether he bought it to whip others
Or himself– Or himself
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[*not fellatio]