Taco Bell? Smell?

Considering legally changing my name to

Optimal User Experience

That way I can have a son and I can name him optimal user experience junior. Or the second. Because it’s a good name for a girl too. But I’m gonna tell you right now. They’re not better than me. It’s in the name.

Optimal user experience also was quickly followed by optimal user experience as well and then (and this was a surprise) the capper— ultimate optimal user experience.

They ought to bottle
That Taco Bell Smell
And sell it to sailors
And gentlemen as well

Oh it’s fit for the ladies
Of that you can be sure
So buy all That Taco Bell Smell
that You can financially procure.