I am a practitioner of ancient magic. Some would say it’s old hat. These people have lost their sense of wonder. This is why they disappear. There is nothing in my hands. My hands are clean. Goodnight.
￼– A wicked good magician￼￼
”The president is a wonderful magician,” said Mitch McConnell.
”How so?” said Paul Ryan.
”When he saws a lady in half he actually saws a lady in half.” As he said this Mitch McConnell smiled in that creepy way Mitch McConnell smiles.
”I’d love to see that!” said Paul Ryan. Because he is also an immoral creep.