Frankenstein’s bride
Fit to be tied
This, her special day
Felt so brand new
Did not know what to do
No father to give her away
It struck her that day
Wandering, astray
She’d no identity, her own
So she did express
Her feelings depressed
All that monster did was moan.
Moan moan moan
All that monster did was moan
Take me right home
You big Green chaperone
I’d rather be
By myself all alone.
Groan, groan, groan
All that monster did
was groan
Please let me be
You’re just not for me
I can tell that you’re swell
There’s no need to yell
So I might just be
Throwing a bone.
I’m alone, I’m alone I’m alone
Sitting here on this
great big throne
Thinking of picnics
Hayrides and mischief
Wondering where to go
All alone
Then it hit me
like a bolt from the blue
My hair stood straight up
For you, only you
I’ll make myself nice
And dress to entice
And pretty soon people
will be throwing
Sticky rice
On our wedding day dear
This is true
For my eyes are just for you
Only you
One green and one blue
You know what to do
Am I not your
Monstrous dream come true?
I know just what I’ll do, do you?
I’m coming for you, yes you
Oh, it’s true!
Your house on a hill
A horror double bill
My darling dear darling
Doctor Baron von Frankenstein!
(I’m marrying a doctor!)