”The president is a wonderful magician,” said Mitch McConnell.
”How so?” said Paul Ryan.
”When he saws a lady in half he actually saws a lady in half.” As he said this Mitch McConnell smiled in that creepy way Mitch McConnell smiles.
”I’d love to see that!” said Paul Ryan. Because he is also an immoral creep.
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